Java is a high level programming language. It’s unproductive to have an opinion about it.

—Nick Farina in http://nfarina.com/post/8239634061/ios-to-android

Java was like having a rich lawyer as a brother. He was fun when he was younger, but now he’s a black hole that sucks away all the joy in a 100-mile radius.

—Bruce A. Tate - Seven Languages in Seven Weeks

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